Dear Ontario,
I think I need to see other provinces.
Come on, you can’t possibly be surprised. This latest federal election is simply the final straw. So many ridings went conservative, some in my own city! Toronto!! We’re in municipal-level counselling by the way. It’s not going well.
Ontario, you and I clearly want different things, and I have to say, I think your priorities are fucked up. And I don’t respect you anymore.
And you know what? Some of this is my fault too. I forgot that you were the big blue Bill Davis machine for so many years. But you know what? Next to your leader, Stephen Harper, (who’s from fucking Etobicoke, you fuckwad), Bill Davis looks like a raging commie. The Far Right is the new center? Not if I have anything to say about it.
I remember when the federal Progressive Conservatives went all kablooey. This time it’s the Liberals’ turn and you, Ontario, think you’re going to benefit from the Conservatives. You won’t, and you’re naive to think otherwise. Harper hates his home province. He actually hates most Canadians, if you look at who his policies benefit and who they fuck over, and not in a good way. He also despises his home city, and has done everything to pretend we don’t exist or to cause trouble for us, like hosting the G20 in downtown Toronto in the last week of June last year.
And the future for us, you and me, Maysie and Ontario at the provincial level? Are you kidding me? Tim Hudak?
Dude.
Let’s face it, we don’t have the same goals anymore, and I don’t respect your friends, your ideals and your politics. Your friends are thugs, bullies and not the kind of people I want to hang around with.
So. We’re through.
I’m liking Québec a lot these days. And I think I can finally tell you I’ve had a huge crush on BC for a long time.
It’s not me, it’s you.
With fond memories,
Maysie
